Adult Toys

19 Jun 2015

Mommy and I were on the way to McDonalds to buy Happy Meal. Yay, I plan to get Martial Art Minion today. See my collection below:

On the way, I saw an interesting banner. I shouted.

Me: Mommy, adult toys (pointing at the banner on the traffic light pole)! Do you want to call this 017xxxxxxx to check on their toys?

Mommy: No.

Me: Don't you like toys?

Mommy: No.

Me: Why? May be they have toys like your cosmetic toys.

Mommy: No, those toys are very bad in quality.

How Does My Tooth Grow?

17th Nov 2014

I walked to mommy and whispered a question to her so that Aunty Peony (the part-time maid) won't hear it. I asked mommy how does my tooth grow, are there many teeth inside my gum? After hearing my question, mommy laughed...

A Man Or A Duck?

10th May 2014


Daniel: Mommy, is there a man inside the duck?
Mom: What do you think? Could it be a real duck?
Daniel: No... I'm sure there is no egg inside that duck...

Ibu Pejabat Polis

16 Sep 2013
On our way to meet our uncle and auntie for dinner, we passed by a police headquarter.
Daniel: "Mommy, what is 'Ibu Pejabat Polis'?
Mommy: "It is the office for the policemen."
Daniel: " This one has 'ibu' ohh."
Lol

Robot To Do The House Works

April 2013

One day while I was watching mommy washing the dishes, I suddenly got an idea!
I went to mommy and said to her: "Mommy, next time we buy a robot. Then the robot can do the house works for you so you won't be busy and you can play with me."

Idea from:

The Little Big Club Concert

1 Dec 2012

Daddy and Mommy brought me to The Little Big Club Concert in KL Convention Centre. We got very nice front seat so I could see my idols clearly.
It was a really special day!



Months after the concert... I told mommy a secret one day...
Daniel: Mommy, do you know actually the Barney concert we went to, Wendy (character in Bob the Builder) was not real?
Mommy: What makes you say that?
Daniel: Wendy didn't open her mouth... She was not the real Wendy.

I Share My Toys With My Son

July 2012
Daniel: Po Po, next time you grow up, you want to be a mommy?
Po Po: Yes. Do you want to be a mommy?
Daniel: No. I want to be a daddy. So I can have a son.
Po Po: Oh, that's good! Will you love your son?
Daniel: Yes.
Daniel: Do you want to get married again next time?
Po Po: Lol. No. I'm already married.

Mommy: Will you give all your toys to your son?
Daniel: How about we share?

A Big Question - Err, if I go alone...

11th July 2012
Mommy: Tomorrow is mommy's birthday, will you give me a present?
Daniel: Yes, I want to give you a present.
Mommy: What present?
Daniel: I will buy something for you. What do you want?
Mommy: Hmm, a bag.
Daniel: Ok, I will buy for you.
Mommy: Do you have money?
Daniel: Yes, in my piggy bank.
(There is less than RM5.00 in the piggy bank now.)
Mommy: How do you buy?
Daniel: Hmm, Tesco have bag or not?
Mommy: No, they don't sell bag.
Daniel: What about Jusco?
Mommy: Yes, they have bags.
Daniel: Ok, I will buy from Jusco.
Mommy: How do you go there?
Daniel: Gong Gong and Po Po can bring me there.
Mommy: But they are busy.
Daniel: I go with Daddy.
Mommy: Daddy has to work.
Daniel: Err, if I go alone.... hmm... < still thinking>

Daniel: But if I go alone, I will feel so sad.
Mommy: You don't have to go alone, you can think of other ways.
Daniel: How about I give you an invitation card?
Mommy: Not an invitation card, a birthday card.
Daniel: Ok, I will draw for you.
Daniel: And we buy a cake.
Mommy: But I don't have money to buy cake.
Daniel: Gong Gong have.
Mommy: No, Gong Gong doesn't have money.
Daniel: Yes, he has.
Mommy: He has to buy rice with the money.
Daniel: Po Po have money.
Mommy: No, Po Po needs the money for her eye surgery.
Daniel: But I don't have enough money.
Mommy: It's ok, I don't need a cake. You can draw the cake for me.
Daniel: But I'm afraid I will pity you.
Mommy: Lol...
Daniel: How about I ask Po Po to bake a cake for you?
Mommy: That's a good idea. But Po Po can't bake now. She has to rest after the eye surgery. It's ok. We will have the cake this Sunday.

Mommy: Mommy loves you.
Daniel: Boy Boy loves you. Muaks.
Daniel: Muaks.
Daniel: You haven't kissed me. I kissed you just now.
Mommy: Lol... muaks muaks.

Change All My Costumes And Start Something New

9th Sep 2011
I went for LRT ride with Gong Gong today and we bought some Mexican buns from Rotiboy. Oh I love Mexican bun especially those from Rotiboy. When we were back to Gong Gong's house, Gong Gong asked: "You were such a good boy when we went for LRT ride just now, why are you naughty again when we are back?"

Daniel: "Because I change all my costumes and start something new." (Quoted from the book, Jillian Jiggs)

Gong Gong: ????????

I fainted...

Aug 2011
Gong Gong and I went to Aunty Lian's house up the hill. She lives near Gong Gong's house. Unfortunately Aunty Lian was not at home. Gong Gong called her and apparently she was at a nearby restaurant buying food for dinner. So we drove there to meet her. I like to imitate the way she claps her hand and when I did that, she gently pinched my nose and said, "You're so naughty :)".

On the way back, I told Gong Gong what Aunty Lian did. "Gong Gong, just now Gu Po pinched my nose and said 'You're so naughty' so I fainted."
Gong Gong: "Hahaha......"

I'm full, can I eat the biscuit now?

26th Aug 2011
I'm having a cold today so Po Po cooked porridge for me for dinner. I saw a pack of yummy biscuit on the dining table. I asked mommy if I can eat that. Mommy agreed that I can eat it after dinner. When I was almost done with my dinner, I told Po Po I was full and I turned to mommy, "Mommy, I'm full, can I eat the biscuit now?"

The Sweetest Voice

3rd June 2011
Daniel: Mommy, I want you. I want to hug you. You are my sweetheart.

Mommy: That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard, sweet sweetheart.

Buy Kao Fu For Me

17th Mar 2011
Daniel was looking at this photo and pointing at each one in the photo then he said: "This is Daddy, Mommy, Daniel, Kao Fu, Po Po, Gong Gong...... I like Kao Fu. Mommy, next time you buy Kao Fu for me."

Simplest Wish

Feb 2011
Mommy: What present do you want for your birthday? Can you think of something that you want for your birthday?
Daniel: Hmm, peanuts.

Kids Say The Darndest Things

February 2011
One day, Aunty ST was playing with me in Popo's house. I was shooting her with my toy gun and I insisted her to lie down when I shot at her. When she lied down, I took a close look at her face then I said, "Aunty ST, you have booger."
Hahaha hahaha

The Little Grammarian

Some people thought I'm a quiet person. Hmm, that's not true! I'm a little chatterbox. I like to describe what I see and what I'm doing. I repeat what daddy or mommy says especially the way they speak over the phone. Sometimes I come up with the names of daddy's colleagues. But above all, the sweetest thing I said to mommy was "I love you mommy dear"...